Optimistically Pessimistic: Archive

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Insert the winner is Tom Brady instead of David Cook… annnnnnnnnd we have found another use for this wonderful clip!

Jan 15th

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puppiesarefun: secretsbest: iridescent1: estrella-fuego: ms-cellophane: originalkidmarvel: Omg…. I Can’t Breathe…. what… hahahha Mad respect. omg. who is this woman? must find. I need to follow her…plz. What’s her tumblr? “these lips aren’t plump and juicy just for aesthetics”…yes! o.m.g “I’m going to suck a dick if I want to and you’re going to respect me.”

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Dec 22nd

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Watching the Redskins in my usual manner

chittychittyblogblog: jestersdead: Openly weeping while listening to Adele’s “Someone like you” I’m vaguely remembering a Ray Lewis dance last night? C’moooon Renny I cannot watch you hurt any longer. And don’t think I forgot about our agreement about if the Ravens win the super bowl… I’ll buy you a jersey. I’ll also expect a Shiva trophy if they do, for winning this agreement. My...

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Things I hear at Starbucks...

Girl 1: Im such a bad jew! Girl 2: No you’re not, you just need to do more jew things. Girl 1: I noticeably don’t do enough jew things!? Girl 2: ok maybe you are a bad jew.

Dec 15th